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Fare Filone's avatar

What piece in your closet are you too lazy, scared, or precious to actually wear — and what lie have you been telling yourself about it?

HL's avatar

I tell myself that I will have somewhere to wear this dress and I hardly even wear dresses!

Fare Filone's avatar

The imaginary occasion is the most fun and dangerous event on the calendar. Half my closet is waiting for a certain someone to dress me up and take me out.

Pep on the Page's avatar

But FF by fall I might like mohair

Pep on the Page's avatar

Supreme mohair cardigan. The lie is that I’m confident enough to be rocking mohair to the office, or that I actually like mohair

Fare Filone's avatar

Mohair is bold, but it’s disrespectful to let another man’s grail collect dust in your closet. You have all summer to figure out who you need to become by fall.