We’re gonna start a new series because why not. I’ve got a few people picked out, and after that I’ll just go wherever I feel like.
We’re gonna dress people. A lot of the time it won’t be the most obvious person, just someone I think would be fun to dress.
If you think of anyone, let me know. In the meantime, you’ll be getting these every few weeks for a while.
Luke Littler is a 19-year-old English darts phenom and a fucking superstar. He became the youngest PDC world champion ever at 17, and for good measure, he went back-to-back.
I’m gonna be real with you, it’s electric. Luke the Nuke is at the top of his game on the oche. His wardrobe hasn’t caught up. BoohooMAN is currently sitting in his Instagram bio.
We can do better.
We’ll lean into his British roots and rising status without losing the blokeyness that 19-year-olds from Warrington are renowned for.
I’m not going to fuck with what he wears while he darts—you don’t tell Picasso how to stroke. We’ll be focusing on what he wears away from the oche.
This is what I would wear if I was a 19-year-old darts sensation with some cash.
C.P. Company Heavy Chrome-R Goggle Jacket
C.P. Company Heavy Chrome-R Goggle Jacket
The Heavy Chrome-R Goggle Jacket from C.P. Company is his big hitter. A cool jacket from a top-tier terracewear brand with lots of pockets for darts.
More often than not, this is the top layer for those damp walks to the pub.
The rest of the uniform
SAGE NATION Lock Tee
SAGE NATION Long Sleeve Lock Tee
SAGE NATION Lock Tee if we’re feeling fancy, but for white tees and all his basics we’re going to Uniqlo. I’m sure my man is sweating and spilling all over undershirts. Far too many to be precious with them.
Studio Nicholson Caro Trouser in olive
Studio Nicholson Caro Belted Pant
For when we want to do something elevated but still keep the language of the jacket. Technical, but upscale.
Clarks Wallabee Boot in black suede
Let’s take him out of a sneaker without going full grown-ass man in a loafer or derby.
Stone Island loose-fit crewneck
Stone Island Loose-Fit Pure Wool Crewneck
For a day when we don’t need as much layering, I pulled him this loose-fitting Stone Island sweater. We’re leaning toward darker colors to play into his new life as the bad boy of professional darts.
Put him in expensive brands and let him enjoy it.
Uniqlo Wide Sweatpants
Uniqlo Wide Sweatpants
For the days when we’re really not doing much, give him some room and let him be 19.
New Balance 992 in black and grey
New Balance Made in USA 992 Core
For days when we’re on the move, we’ll go with black and grey 992s. Some cushion for those long days tossing.
Now fix the suit
And since we need some help with the formalwear, we’re gonna stay British and send him to Drake’s.
Drake’s Navy Pinstripe Double-Breasted Tailored Jacket
Drake’s Green, Yellow and Purple Silk Grenadine Tie
Something younger, more fun, and still sharp enough to meet the Prince without looking like the ring bearer at Westminster Abbey.
-SP
Can you do me next? Or is it only for boys….